I made up my own version of the Soviet space program!
Writing was career #3.
My first book is now out from BOA Editions, available at all the usual book places!
Hey @JoshMalina, does @Richard_Schiff ever talk about his stint as Marine Corp Commandant back in 1859?
Jonathan Franzen and Jonathan Safran Foer are the same person and literally no one can prove this isn’t true.
Signed copy sighting at @eastcitybooks!
I'm pretty sure my creative output peaked with this drawing in 2014.
I made a #drawing.
For 20 years I used a brand of toothpaste in a non-traditional dispenser and now that the brand has been discontinued, I can tell you it's possible for a person to be bad at using a tube of toothpaste.
I’m so tired of the idea that you have to be unhappy to be a writer. I accept that art can be therapy, but I don’t believe you have to need therapy to make art.
Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I'd strike the sun if it insulted me.
"The loss of privilege feels like persecution" really is the skeleton key to our ridiculous historical era.
Phrases I've spoken today that were not euphemisms:
"The carpet inspector is here."
"Gave my office a good wet vac-ing."
"Considerably less squishy."